From The Book Of Jason

And Jason Spoketh:

I went to an Easter party yesterday, dressed as the Easter Bunny, of course. My Unicorn Power shirt makes a good undershirt, since it is also pink, so I wore it. At one point, I started to get hot, so I pulled the bunny suit open, revealing the shirt, and 10 seconds later a guy runs up to me, fake-punches me in the gut, and says "Nice shirt, gay wad!"