Terra Bite

I did some rearranging and now I have one terabyte worth of hard drive space on just one of my computers. I have more than that scattered between my other computers and mirrored backups. This computer age is insane. I hope it lasts for a while longer.

I just walked outside my house and the air smells similar to the after taste of whiskey or rum. I wish I had a porch and some cap'n morgan.

The End.

Monkey Labels

Graphic design is an important part of selling a product and different products will sell to different demographics because of graphic design. I buy alcohol that has pictures of monkeys on it.

Nimbus Brewing Company Logo

The side of the six pack box. Scanned specifically for Mike Willey.

Bendy Finger

This is as far as I can bend my finger before it starts to hurt.

Ghetto Splint

I can't afford stitches, so I made this contraption to prevent me from bending my finger and opening my deep knuckle wound. Q-tips have over 3 uses!

Finger Cut

You can't tell in the picture, but that is a nasty cut. I need to be more careful when cutting vegetables. I made a bad ass peanut soup in spite of the massive bleeding and trips to target to get things to holdthe skin shut.

"If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be fucked up."
-Mitch Hedberg

"I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long."
- Mitch Hedberg

My apartment is infested with koala bears. It's the cutest infestation ever. Way better than cockroaches. When I turn on the light a bunch of koala bears scatter. And I don't want them to, you know, I'm like, "Hey, hold on fellas, lemme hold one of yous... and feed you a leaf."
-Mitch Hedberg

"On a traffic light green means go, yellow means yield and red means stop. But on a banana it's just the opposite. Green means hold on, yellow means go ahead, and red means where did you get that banana?"
Mitch Hedberg

Lucky Pope

Mitch Hedberg and the Pope passed away in the same week. This picture shows another connection that they have.

Ministry Science Theater 3000

I was watching MST3K today when I noticed that a long monologue the Judge in "The Violent Years" by Ed Wood is sampled in my favorite Ministry song: "So What."

"Some people think newspapers exaggerate juvenile crime or that it's confined mostly to large cities. Juvenile delinquency is on the rise...thus apparent that something has gone wrong with the environment. Adults create the world children live in. Juvenile delinquency is always rooted in adult delinquency, and in this process parents play the key role. When children grow up among adults who refuse to recognize anything that is fine and good or worthy of respect... respect.... respect.... respect.... respect...."

Doggy Stylus

If you were channel surfing on Super Bowl Sunday, you probably passed by something that I found very interesting: The Puppy Bowl.

The Puppy Bowl was a 3 hour long program on the Animal Planet station. It featured over 20 dogs playing with each other in a mock football stadium while easy listening music plays in the background. That's all. Just hours and hours of soft guitar music and dogs frolicking, drinking water, eating treats and resting. Occasionally, the referee would appear in the Puppy Bowl stadium on his knees and blow a whistle. He would say something like "Puppy foul! 20 yard line!" and then clean up dog shit on national television.



Nat and I love bad television because of our MST3K addiction. We must have watched at least half of it, while making jokes about the old ladies who were probably watching it trying to find out what the score was. Then after it finally ended, there was an add that said you could buy the DVD from AP's website. So we did.



I mention that, because I just found a preview of a game for the Nintendo DS called "Nintendogs." I watched this preview video and was shocked at how similar this game appears to The Puppy Bowl. There is no point to either the Puppy Bowl or the Nintendogs game. At least by the looks of that preview video. Upon further inspection, the Nintendog game requires the use of the Nintendo DS's Stylus to "nurture" your virtual pets. And by this awesome flash preview it shows that you can play jump rope with your puppies! JUMP ROPE! I have to get this game!

Fools Shop At ThinkGeek!

I just got an offer for a free shirt from Thinkgeek.com in my email with a $10 purchase. I have a long list of things that I may buy from thinkgeek so I thought I might as well buy something and get the free shirt, but this shirt doesn't make any sense. Upon further reading "Fake Ghostlike Photons!" is an anagram. I love anagrams, so I tried to solve it, but it's a long one. Well, obviously, they probably are spelling out their name, so it made the anagram a lot easier. faostlphoos thinkgeek. Fools shop at think geek? WTF? Damn smug ghost.

Running With Scissors

Running With Scissors Business Card
Originally uploaded by jiberish.

Recently while getting directions from google maps, I found that Running With Scissors (the makers of Postal and Postal2) are based out of Tucson. I was suprised even more by how close I lived to them. I figured that I may see someone in a RWS shirt sometime and, sure enough, I did.

I talked to Phil Murphy, the writer for RWS. Nat's coworker is married to him, so I'm closer to RWS than I am to Kevin Bacon. He told me some interesting stories and gave me his Business Card. Unfortunately I am not a business man so my applications for this card are limited to display purposes.

Adult Swim Party

Adult Swim Party
Originally uploaded by jiberish.

I am at the Adult Swim party right now. It"s pretty boring unless you like loud music and very loud raffle ticket drawings. Natalie got a stress relieving ball that is supposed to be Meatwad from Aqua Teen Hunger Force, but the eyes are sideways and it smells like extremely strong paint fumes.

I just found out about Mitch Hedberg. That's very sad. I was hoping this party would cheer me up. I was also hoping this party would have somebody from an Adult Swim show like the writers from ATHF or Tom Goes To The Mayor, but there isn't anyone here that seems to have anything to do with the show.

I think Cartoon Network just sent a box of merchandise to this bar and tape of old Futurama episodes that originally aired on Fox and said "promote our network." Maybe I'm bitter because I didn't get a crappy tshirt that I'll never wear. I should be happy.