Home Shopping Greatness

Here's a video of a Home Shopping Channel salesman getting injured on live TV.


Here he is again with an important message:
"Go in here, let the butterfly just fly in on that monkey."


Speaking of shopping at home, (I can't find the non-laughtrack version of this): Another video

Poem

Today's poem was placed on an actual car in an actual pet store parking lot. I took a photo with my camera phone, but it didn't come out very well.

Hello,
I was laughing so hard at your "LEFTIES DO IT RIGHT" bumper sticker that I hit another car! I hope that you will take some responsibility and agree to pay half (1/2) of the damages."
Ryan Niemi
555-555-5555

I gave them my real phone number, but they haven't called me yet. What is the world coming to?