Dethklok

I just saw Dethklok play at UNM and it was one of the best shows I have ever seen in my life. Not only that, but it was free. I am very honored to have witnessed it and very sad that more people didn't get to experience one of the best musical comedy acts to ever exist.

You need a trip to Nintendoland for a crash course in KNOWLEDGE!!!!

"6 (six) is the natural number following 5 and preceding 7."

from:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/6_(number)

If I had a Wikipedia account, I would add some stuff I know about the number six. Such as:

"6 is the sum of 2 and 4."

"6 multiplied by 111 is the number of the beast."

"Most insects have 6 legs."

"The United States of America has never had 6 simultaneous presidents."

"I am quite fond of the number 6"

"6 looks a lot like the number 9... Hey, wait a minute!"

Talking Apes?

Some apes speak so well, it's shocking.

Anti-Ryan Niemi Propaganda

Thanks, Jeff, who brought this bit of misinformation to my attention.

"I think apes are the cause of all the wars in the world...oh yeah, and don't forget they are the cause of A.I.D.S. too..." -Ryan Niemi

This message is brought to you by the ALF.

This is slander! I never made these comments. It is clear that ALF is spinning a web of lies to sour my already tarnished reputation. I finally restored my email address to working order after the last problem. Please, I beg you, stop sending me emails.

My legal team is currently deciding how to handle this.

MONKEY BEES MONKEY BEES MONKEY BEES MONKEY BEES!!!

DUNGEONS & DRAGONS: Celebrating Stupid Monsters

Misleading Article

The Ryan Niemi Journal (I refuse to provide a link to the original article because they don't deserve the ad revenue) has a story right now that is very misleading. Apparently, they have gotten a hold of my game playing history (thank you, Microsoft) and have made a mountain out of a mole hill.

They have posted the amount of time I have spent playing a certain video game in which the objective is to capture, torture and murder apes. They didn't mention that almost half the time logged was from other people playing it on my Xbox Live account during RNC board meetings.

Just because I play violent ape killing video games doesn't mean I hate all apes. Ape-Rape 3: Zoo Raid is a very good game with some great writing and excellent physics. I mean, just because I play Call of Duty 2 doesn't mean I hate all Nazis. Just the bad ones.

What Else Did You Expect?

This is what happens when you protest outside of the designated areas.

From CNN:
Chimp gunned down in ape-escape