****BREAKING NEWS FROM THE APE LIBERATION FRONT********
Recent video released via the "interweb" reveals Ryan Niemi's most recent experiments in Ape Cruelty.
Please see the following link:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1778911
Apparently, Ryan Niemi has taken to forcing Apes to river dance.
If this recent video offends you, please send your grievances to Ryan Niemi at ***********@gmail.com
Let him know that this kind of cruelty will not be tolerated. Forcing Apes to do an Irish jig is cruel and unusual punishment.
Keep the faith,
Michael D Willey
Minister of Information
Ape Liberation Front
Needless to say, this is getting out of hand. My phone won't stop ringing and, some how, I have exceeded my Gmail storage limit. I didn't even know that was possible. Please stop trying to contact me. I will never apologize for what I have said.
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