AADL Response To My Recent Public Statement

Some good news on the AADL sponsored Anti-Ryan Niemi Rally that was supposed to occur tomorrow. This was sent from an undercover agent who has successfully penetrated the dark cavern in which these freaks dwell.

Hello fellow activists,

This update brings both sorrowful and exciting news from the Ape Anti-Defamation League. As you know we had scheduled a protest to show the world our frustration with the insane bigotry of Ryan Niemi's anti-ape rhetoric.

Unfortunately, we did not foresee that Mr. Niemi has friends in very powerful places. After a weekend visit from agents representing the Department of Homeland Security, including threats that our peaceful protest would be cordoned off into caged areas miles away from where Mr. Niemi has his daily meetings, we have regretfully chosen to cancel the protest.

We have also elected, due to the circumstances surrounding anti-ape furor that has swept the country in the form of snuff films and internet sights, to go underground.

Therefore, what was formerly known as the Ape Anti-Defamation League has disbanded. In its place will give rise to the Ape Liberation Front (ALF), an underground guerilla group dedicated to bringing about fairness and equality by any means necessary.

Questions can be directed to our Minister of Information, Commandante Willey of Albuquerque, NM.

The ALF will release a manifesto in the near future which will outline our demands. Failure to comply will result in war.

Sincerely,

Ape Liberation Front

I'm glad that they canceled their ill-conceived protest, but seems like Commandante Willey has lost his mind and holds a personal vendetta against me. "Any means necessary"? I'm going to have to double my security force at the Ryan Niemi compound.

(UPDATE) This interesting bit of info was sent to me by Jake

For all of those who purchased custom RyanNiemi (TM) Brand effigies for burning at the rally, we will be accepting returns for cash refunds minus 80% restocking fee. Refunds will not be honored for stock effigies intended to be burned at home. I H8 NIEMI t-shirts are additionally non-returnable. Biting-monkey nipple-clamps can be returned only if in used condition.

I don't understand these people.