Why, God Why?

Why is MySpace so popular? It's the ugliest social networking website available. It's loaded with spyware and ads. It runs very slow and is full of horrible music, videos, background art and font colors that hurt your eyes.

Why is it that friendster and orkut are so unpopular?

The only reason to use the bloody thing is because so many of my friends have been sucked into it's unholy vortex.

I love you, crazy fools. Please wear protection when surfing the internet. Run spyware and virus scans regularly. Back up your important information on CDs or DVDs (double back ups if necessary). If you let Firefox remember your passwords, at least set a master password. Encrypt files on your laptop because every 7 seconds, 1 billion laptops are stolen. And most importantly: Never teach kung fu to a zombie in hopes of making an unstoppable zombie army.

Much love and respect,
Niem