Awesomepocalypse

In case you didn't know there is an active super volcano underneath Yellowstone National Park. In the last week it has experienced an earthquake swarm with more than 500 earthquakes.

How cool is that? Pretty cool, right?
Tune in next week for more awesome news.

Galactic Center of Milky Way Rises; And this blog sets

Galactic Center of Milky Way Rises over Texas Star Party from William Castleman on Vimeo.

It's a wonderful time to be alive

Ignore the static in the air.
The never ending noise
For we have slight control over our filter
through which we view existence

Reflect! Absorb! Buzz! Vibrate!
Phonons and photons echo and change
creating a melody of life
for the dancers in a corner of space.

Printer Problems - Cat Support

This is very similar to some troubleshooting that I had to do this week.

Recipe for Viral Advertising

1. Set up a premise where an idiot is filming something stupid on a shitty camera phone.

2. Have the idiot do something even more stupid than you would expect.

3. Have something unexpectedly stupid happen. (Add some really horrible CGI-digital effects. Because the video quality is so awful, no one can tell that you hired some student on Craigslist with the old "we can't pay you, but this will look good on your rèsumè" routine.)

5. Don't mention your company anywhere in the video.

6. Profit.

Twitter

There's a website on the internet that's called Twitter and it's pretty amazing.

You can twit anything on Twitter.

The possibilities are almost as open as Zombo.com.

MSNBC Digs Deep

I caught some MSNBC political coverage during my lunch break and I believed they showed Obama's terrorist fist jab about 40 times in slow motion while some very intelligent people dished out some amazingly insightful analysis of the candidate. This is the kind of information that the American public needs to have before they can go to the polls. MSNCBC is the only source that I can depend on for difficult to understand news events.

Also, I'm starting to suspect that the science of Face Off is here and Cheney is Travolta and McCain is Edward Norton. I haven't seen Face Off, but I think I have just violated the first and second rule of Face Off. I hope the third rule of Face Off is "it's not that big a deal if you do end up talking about Face Off, it's just discouraged."

I'm going to write a children's book called: Everybody Loves Politics!