Happy Tofurkey Day

And Happy Turducken Day to Mike Willey.

--
ryanniemi

Happy Tanuki Day

Many years ago, I found this wandering around a T-Mobile parking lot. Starving, filthy and loud. Now he's just loud.

The Big Niembowski

My brother is amazing

Dethklok

I just saw Dethklok play at UNM and it was one of the best shows I have ever seen in my life. Not only that, but it was free. I am very honored to have witnessed it and very sad that more people didn't get to experience one of the best musical comedy acts to ever exist.

You need a trip to Nintendoland for a crash course in KNOWLEDGE!!!!

"6 (six) is the natural number following 5 and preceding 7."

from:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/6_(number)

If I had a Wikipedia account, I would add some stuff I know about the number six. Such as:

"6 is the sum of 2 and 4."

"6 multiplied by 111 is the number of the beast."

"Most insects have 6 legs."

"The United States of America has never had 6 simultaneous presidents."

"I am quite fond of the number 6"

"6 looks a lot like the number 9... Hey, wait a minute!"

Talking Apes?

Some apes speak so well, it's shocking.

Anti-Ryan Niemi Propaganda

Thanks, Jeff, who brought this bit of misinformation to my attention.

"I think apes are the cause of all the wars in the world...oh yeah, and don't forget they are the cause of A.I.D.S. too..." -Ryan Niemi

This message is brought to you by the ALF.

This is slander! I never made these comments. It is clear that ALF is spinning a web of lies to sour my already tarnished reputation. I finally restored my email address to working order after the last problem. Please, I beg you, stop sending me emails.

My legal team is currently deciding how to handle this.