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2006/11/09

Poem

Today's poem was placed on an actual car in an actual pet store parking lot. I took a photo with my camera phone, but it didn't come out very well.

Hello,
I was laughing so hard at your "LEFTIES DO IT RIGHT" bumper sticker that I hit another car! I hope that you will take some responsibility and agree to pay half (1/2) of the damages."
Ryan Niemi
555-555-5555

I gave them my real phone number, but they haven't called me yet. What is the world coming to?

2006/10/25

Game Boy Around The World

A father has taken pictures of his son playing the Nintendo Game Boy at various scenic locations around the world. Part of me is glad that Nintendo wasn't around when I lived in Europe because I would have missed out on many amazing things, but another part is very jealous because history is boring!

2006/10/19

I am Superman?

You are Superman
Superman
70%
Spider-Man
70%
Robin
50%
The Flash
50%
Supergirl
40%
Hulk
40%
Iron Man
40%
Green Lantern
35%
Wonder Woman
30%
Batman
25%
Catwoman
20%
You are mild-mannered, good,
strong and you love to help others.


If I was still 7 years old, I would be happy as hell, but everyone knows that Superman is a dick.

2006/09/14

Banksy Sneaks Art Into Disneyland

Banksy set up an inflatable doll dressed as a prisoner behind the fence at a Disneyland roller coaster. Read about it here.

I was wondering how Banksy can get away with this? His Wikipedia page lists that they already suspect who he is. It seems like if he was to actually travel to these locations where he places his own art in famous museums and paints the walls of Palestine, they could match his travel records. Is it possible that Banksy might not be an actual person, but a collective group that acts as single person. Wasn't that the theme from V? A man can be killed, but an idea is immortal.

2006/09/09

Isis/Tool Concert

We got to the concert pretty early and heard Tool playing during their sound check. They played a couple songs: Stinkfist, 10,000 Days, Sober and (my favorite) the guitar solo for Jambi without any other instrumentation.

We were let in about two hours later, but were not allowed to enter the lawn area, so it was pretty odd. Isis started playing while we were in the new line that formed for getting into the lawn area. I was really upset because while Isis was playing, they still didn't let us on the lawn. It ended up being a sound check, but it didn't sound like it because they were playing full songs.

We were allowed on the grass after Isis stopped the sound check. We were some of the first people let in, so we thought it would be a good idea to stand front and center. "Mistaaaake!"

Isis played an hour later and it was amazing. I think they played 6 songs, but I only remember 5. It was about 40 minutes so they probably did only play 5 since their songs are so long.

So Did We
Dulcinea
Backlit (my favorite)
10,000 Shards
Holy Tears

Then we waited for tool to play and it started getting crowded. The lawn was completely packed with people and we made the mistake of staying front and center instead getting as far to the back of the crowd as possible.

When Tool started playing the idiots in the crowd around us became so annoying that I could barely focus on the music. The second song was The Pot and Maynard got hit in the head with a bottle within the first 1-2 minutes. After being dazed for a second he threw down the mic and walked off stage leaving us with an instrumental version. Then he came back out and stood silently while the band played an instrumental version of 46&2 and he finally sang the last verse.

Before their encore they sat and stared at the audience while almost everyone in the crowd held up a lighter. It was very amazing to see, but when they were playing 10,000 days, I smelled something like burning hair or plastic. I looked over and 100 feet away there was a group of retarded monkeys dancing around a garbage bonfire.

I've played enough Postal (the video game) to know that when a stupid person catches fire he will run towards two people, and they'll run towards two people and so on and so forth. Plus, it was so crowded that it would be hard to not catch on fire, so instead of enjoying the music, we had to retreat to a less crowded spot on the other side of the lawn.

In summation Isis was fucking awesome and Tool might have been more enjoyable if we had some metal chairs to keep the typical Tool fans a safe distance away.

2006/09/03

Book Reviews


Amazon Book Reviews by someone who hasn't read the books!


"I have not actually read this book (Brokeback Mountain: Story to
Screenplay) but I did see the movie and I liked it very much. However,
I don't understand why people keep referring to it as the "gay cowboy
movie." Can't two men be very good friends without everybody saying
they're gay?"


Hilarious

2006/07/05

Kilos of Fish

How many kilos of fish can one cat carry? 10 minutes of japanese
television
has been dedicated to answering this question.