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2009/01/03

Gaymes

Here's my xbox avatar.



Unfortunately, it is impossible to make yourself look like a normal human being in their pathetic virtual purgatory. No matter how close I try to make a virtual mii, I am greeted with a seductive handsome gentlemen, with his hips slung to the side as if trying to treat a trick. I'm sorry, but making everything homo-erotic is not a good way to personalize the xbox 360 experience.

Oh, here's an idea. How about a way to block all the underage finger painters so you don't have to hear falsetto cries of obscenities and racism each time you have the misfortune of being online before their bedtimes.

I guess that would block 99% of the netizens, but sometimes solitude is a blessing.