Spider Science

You can't argue with science.


Effects Of Drugs And Alcohol On Spider Webs

Computer Man

Merry Christmas Mr. Lawrence

This is one of my favorite songs.

Ryuichi Sakamoto - Merry Christmas Mr. Lawrence (Trio Tour)


Merry Christmas Mr. Lawrence done on guitar by Kotaro Oshio:


Merry Christmas Mr. Lawrence done on guitar:

Home Shopping Greatness

Here's a video of a Home Shopping Channel salesman getting injured on live TV.


Here he is again with an important message:
"Go in here, let the butterfly just fly in on that monkey."


Speaking of shopping at home, (I can't find the non-laughtrack version of this): Another video

Poem

Today's poem was placed on an actual car in an actual pet store parking lot. I took a photo with my camera phone, but it didn't come out very well.

Hello,
I was laughing so hard at your "LEFTIES DO IT RIGHT" bumper sticker that I hit another car! I hope that you will take some responsibility and agree to pay half (1/2) of the damages."
Ryan Niemi
555-555-5555

I gave them my real phone number, but they haven't called me yet. What is the world coming to?

Game Boy Around The World

A father has taken pictures of his son playing the Nintendo Game Boy at various scenic locations around the world. Part of me is glad that Nintendo wasn't around when I lived in Europe because I would have missed out on many amazing things, but another part is very jealous because history is boring!

I am Superman?

You are Superman

Superman 70% Spider-Man 70% Robin 50% The Flash 50% Supergirl 40% Hulk 40% Iron Man 40% Green Lantern 35% Wonder Woman 30% Batman 25% Catwoman 20%

You are mild-mannered, good, strong and you love to help others.

If I was still 7 years old, I would be happy as hell, but everyone knows that Superman is a dick.