The Fractal Future

I saw my possible futures spread out in branches across all possible timelines. Different versions of myself were represented down each branch. With unique sub-selves branching out further at every path. I had the urge to spread my thousand arms into each world to embrace all the me I could ever be. Yet I only have two arms. And two legs. I feared that walking down one path would bring death to the other unexplored selves. But to stand still guarantees the death of them all.

Awesomepocalypse

In case you didn't know there is an active super volcano underneath Yellowstone National Park. In the last week it has experienced an earthquake swarm with more than 500 earthquakes.

How cool is that? Pretty cool, right?
Tune in next week for more awesome news.

Galactic Center of Milky Way Rises; And this blog sets

Galactic Center of Milky Way Rises over Texas Star Party from William Castleman on Vimeo.

It's a wonderful time to be alive

Ignore the static in the air.
The never ending noise
For we have slight control over our filter
through which we view existence

Reflect! Absorb! Buzz! Vibrate!
Phonons and photons echo and change
creating a melody of life
for the dancers in a corner of space.

Printer Problems - Cat Support

This is very similar to some troubleshooting that I had to do this week.

Recipe for Viral Advertising

1. Set up a premise where an idiot is filming something stupid on a shitty camera phone.

2. Have the idiot do something even more stupid than you would expect.

3. Have something unexpectedly stupid happen. (Add some really horrible CGI-digital effects. Because the video quality is so awful, no one can tell that you hired some student on Craigslist with the old "we can't pay you, but this will look good on your rèsumè" routine.)

5. Don't mention your company anywhere in the video.

6. Profit.

Twitter

There's a website on the internet that's called Twitter and it's pretty amazing.

You can twit anything on Twitter.

The possibilities are almost as open as Zombo.com.